{"product_id":"np-pokey-tote","title":"Pokey — Neglected Plant Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told you I was thirsty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cactus you killed by following the rules. Pokey on a 100% cotton tote — direct-to-garment print, reinforced straps, carries groceries, plants, books, secrets. The tote audience and the plant-killer audience overlap more than they admit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15\" × 16\" 100% cotton tote bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced shoulder straps, ~22\" handle drop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment print, archival inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot-clean or hand-wash cold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eNeglected Plant Specimen #001 — Pokey\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey said cacti don't need water. They were wrong. Or right — Pokey doesn't remember the difference anymore. The spines are still sharp, even if nothing else works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpot-clean or hand-wash cold. Hang to dry. Do not bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRescue Pokey →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326757626169,"sku":"NP-POK-TOT","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/np-pokey-tote","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}