{"product_id":"np-pokey-tee","title":"Pokey — Neglected Plant Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told you I was thirsty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cactus you killed by following the rules. Pokey on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex soft tee — the same blank your favorite indie brands quietly use. The art sits centered on the chest, big enough to see and small enough to feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 unisex short-sleeve crew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton\/poly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz lightweight, side-seamed, retail fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment print, archival inks, centered chest at ~11\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–2XL — variants populated by Printful sync\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eNeglected Plant Specimen #001 — Pokey\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey said cacti don't need water. They were wrong. Or right — Pokey doesn't remember the difference anymore. The spines are still sharp, even if nothing else works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, no bleach. Do not iron the print directly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRescue Pokey →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326757593401,"sku":"NP-POK-TEE","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/np-pokey-tee","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}