{"product_id":"np-pokey-sticker","title":"Pokey — Neglected Plant Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told you I was thirsty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cactus you killed by following the rules. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Pokey — small wilted cactus in a terracotta pot with cracked dirt, mismatched eyes (one bloodshot red, one dead pink), and a long drool of sap. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" × 3\" kiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eNeglected Plant Specimen #001 — Pokey\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey said cacti don't need water. They were wrong. Or right — Pokey doesn't remember the difference anymore. The spines are still sharp, even if nothing else works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eApply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRescue Pokey →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326757462329,"sku":"NP-POK-STK-3X3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/np-pokey-sticker","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}