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I told you I was thirsty.
The cactus you killed by following the rules. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Pokey — small wilted cactus in a terracotta pot with cracked dirt, mismatched eyes (one bloodshot red, one dead pink), and a long drool of sap. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.
They said cacti don't need water. They were wrong. Or right — Pokey doesn't remember the difference anymore. The spines are still sharp, even if nothing else works.
Apply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.
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