{"product_id":"np-pokey-poster","title":"Pokey — Neglected Plant Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told you I was thirsty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cactus you killed by following the rules. A 12 × 18 enhanced matte poster of Pokey — small wilted cactus in a terracotta pot with cracked dirt, mismatched eyes (one bloodshot red, one dead pink), and a long drool of sap. Heavyweight stock, archival inks, museum-grade detail. Frame him, tape him, leave him a little crooked. He's just happy to be looked at.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12\" × 18\" Enhanced Matte Poster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200 gsm fine art paper, matte finish (no glare)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMuseum-quality archival inks, fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips flat in a rigid mailer. Frame not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eNeglected Plant Specimen #001 — Pokey\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey said cacti don't need water. They were wrong. Or right — Pokey doesn't remember the difference anymore. The spines are still sharp, even if nothing else works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRescue Pokey →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326757495097,"sku":"NP-POK-PST-12X18","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/np-pokey-poster","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}