{"product_id":"np-pokey-hoodie","title":"Pokey — Neglected Plant Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told you I was thirsty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cactus you killed by following the rules. Pokey on a Gildan 18500 heavy-blend pullover hoodie. Heavy enough to layer, soft enough to live in. The art is centered on the chest at roughly 12 inches — Pokey reads at a glance without taking over the whole sweater.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 18500 unisex heavy-blend pullover hoodie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester, 7.75 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with drawcord, front pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment print, archival inks, centered chest at ~12\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL — variants populated by Printful sync\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eNeglected Plant Specimen #001 — Pokey\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey said cacti don't need water. They were wrong. Or right — Pokey doesn't remember the difference anymore. The spines are still sharp, even if nothing else works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print directly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRescue Pokey →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326760149305,"sku":"NP-POK-HOOD","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/np-pokey-hoodie","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}