Sal — Dead Food Sticker

Found in the cushions.

The fries that survived the car. Mostly. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Sal — coral-red fries box with limp, yellowing fries and two sad eyes on the carton. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.

The details

• 3" × 3" kiss-cut vinyl sticker
• Indoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant
• Glossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing
• Printed on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility

Dead Food File #002 — Sal

Forgotten under the seat. The salt couldn't save him. Three weeks in a car door pocket, ten seconds of regret. He still tastes like that one road trip.

Care

Apply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.

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