{"product_id":"df-sal-sticker","title":"Sal — Dead Food Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFound in the cushions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fries that survived the car. Mostly. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Sal — coral-red fries box with limp, yellowing fries and two sad eyes on the carton. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" × 3\" kiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDead Food File #002 — Sal\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eForgotten under the seat. The salt couldn't save him. Three weeks in a car door pocket, ten seconds of regret. He still tastes like that one road trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eApply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpire Sal →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326757331257,"sku":"DF-SAL-STK-3X3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/df-sal-sticker","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}