Patty — Dead Food Tee

I'll just sit here.

The burger that never left the counter. Patty on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex soft tee — the same blank your favorite indie brands quietly use. The art sits centered on the chest, big enough to see and small enough to feel personal.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex short-sleeve crew
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly)
• 4.2 oz lightweight, side-seamed, retail fit
• Direct-to-garment print, archival inks, centered chest at ~11" wide
• Sizes S–2XL — variants populated by Printful sync

Dead Food File #001 — Patty

Left on the counter overnight. Then for a week. Then forever. She doesn't blame anyone — she just doesn't have the energy to leave anymore. The sesame seeds twitch sometimes.

Care

Wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, no bleach. Do not iron the print directly.

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