Patty — Dead Food Sticker

I'll just sit here.

The burger that never left the counter. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Patty — green moldy cheeseburger with sesame seeds, drooling lettuce, and a pair of eyeballs nestled between the layers. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.

The details

• 3" × 3" kiss-cut vinyl sticker
• Indoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant
• Glossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing
• Printed on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility

Dead Food File #001 — Patty

Left on the counter overnight. Then for a week. Then forever. She doesn't blame anyone — she just doesn't have the energy to leave anymore. The sesame seeds twitch sometimes.

Care

Apply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.

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