{"product_id":"df-patty-sticker","title":"Patty — Dead Food Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI'll just sit here.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe burger that never left the counter. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Patty — green moldy cheeseburger with sesame seeds, drooling lettuce, and a pair of eyeballs nestled between the layers. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" × 3\" kiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDead Food File #001 — Patty\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeft on the counter overnight. Then for a week. Then forever. She doesn't blame anyone — she just doesn't have the energy to leave anymore. The sesame seeds twitch sometimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eApply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpire Patty →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326755791161,"sku":"DF-PAT-STK-3X3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/df-patty-sticker","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}