{"product_id":"df-patty-poster","title":"Patty — Dead Food Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI'll just sit here.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe burger that never left the counter. A 12 × 18 enhanced matte poster of Patty — green moldy cheeseburger with sesame seeds, drooling lettuce, and a pair of eyeballs nestled between the layers. Heavyweight stock, archival inks, museum-grade detail. Frame him, tape him, leave him a little crooked. He's just happy to be looked at.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12\" × 18\" Enhanced Matte Poster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200 gsm fine art paper, matte finish (no glare)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMuseum-quality archival inks, fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips flat in a rigid mailer. Frame not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDead Food File #001 — Patty\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeft on the counter overnight. Then for a week. Then forever. She doesn't blame anyone — she just doesn't have the energy to leave anymore. The sesame seeds twitch sometimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpire Patty →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326755955001,"sku":"DF-PAT-PST-12X18","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/df-patty-poster","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}