{"product_id":"df-patty-mug","title":"Patty — Dead Food Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI'll just sit here.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe burger that never left the counter. Patty on an 11 oz ceramic mug — full-wrap print, dishwasher and microwave safe. Pour coffee in, watch the rim of the cup do something it shouldn't. A small daily reminder that food has feelings now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz white ceramic mug, glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-wrap sublimation print, fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDead Food File #001 — Patty\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeft on the counter overnight. Then for a week. Then forever. She doesn't blame anyone — she just doesn't have the energy to leave anymore. The sesame seeds twitch sometimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eDishwasher-safe and microwave-safe. The print is fade-resistant but cold cycles are kinder to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpire Patty →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326756086073,"sku":"DF-PAT-MUG-11","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/df-patty-mug","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}