{"product_id":"df-last-slice-sticker","title":"Last Slice — Dead Food Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNobody wanted me.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe slice nobody touched. He's still waiting. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Last Slice — pepperoni pizza slice with dripping cheese, twitching pepperoni, and two zombie eyes melting into the toppings. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" × 3\" kiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDead Food File #003 — Last Slice\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody wants the last slice. Three days in the fridge. Five. Eight. The pepperoni is moving now, but only slightly. He still wants to be eaten.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eApply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpire Last Slice →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff With Zombies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53326753825081,"sku":"DF-LST-STK-3X3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/stuffwithzombies.com\/products\/df-last-slice-sticker","provider":"Stuff with Zombies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}